## When I write a novel-length email to my advisor and get a single sentence reply

Mathematically Correct Breakfast - How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves.If a torus is cut by a Möbius strip it will split up into to interlocking rings.It is not hard to cut a bagel into two equal halves which are linked like two links of a chain.

Figure 1:

- To start, you must visualize four key points. Center the bagel at the origin, circling the Z axis. A is the highest point above the +X axis. B is where the +Y axis enters the bagel. C is the lowest point below the -X axis. D is where the -Y axis exits the bagel.
- These sharpie markings on the bagel are just to help visualize the geometry and the points. You don’t need to actually write on the bagel to cut it properly.
- The line ABCDA, which goes smoothly through all four key points, is the cut line. As it goes 360 degrees around the Z axis, it also goes 360 degrees around the bagel.
- The red line is like the black line but is rotated 180 degrees (around Z or through the hole). An ideal knife could enter on the black line and come out exactly opposite, on the red line. But in practice, it is easier to cut in halfway on both the black line and the red line. The cutting surface is a two-twist Mobius strip; it has two sides, one for each half.
- After being cut, the two halves can be moved but are still linked together, each passing through the hole of the other.

It is much more fun to put cream cheese on these bagels than on an ordinary bagel. In additional to the intellectual stimulation, you get more cream cheese, because there is slightly more surface area.Topology problem: Modify the cut so the cutting surface is a one-twist Mobius strip. (You can still get cream cheese into the cut, but it doesn’t separate into two parts).See more at:Mathematically Correct Breakfast: How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves by George W. Hart.

Images:How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves by George W. Hart - Cutting bagels into linked halves on Mathematica. - Interlocking Bagel RingsMaybe, that’s one of the reasons why I love bagel :)

## When I’m asked what I plan to do after I graduate

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The upside of research: you get to tackle problems nobody has tackled before

The downside of research: you have to tackle problems nobody has tackled before

In academia, saying “We should write a paper together!” is the same as saying “You should come over sometime!”

It never happens.

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## Student Malapropisms

Bits and pieces of fun for soul :-) Not averse to emoticons. Terrified of orchids. Always in favor…

Welcome to the wondrous world of undergraduate writing.

I am currently reviewing over one hundred essays written by introductory biology students. While there are many forms of “creative” writing to be enjoyed in this process – from Pollack-esque punctuation to death-defying grammatical gymnastics – my favorite of all are the malapropisms. This site is dedicated to honoring these delightful moments of guinness. I mean, genius.

Enjoy.