Student Malapropisms

Welcome to the wondrous world of undergraduate writing.

I am currently reviewing over one hundred essays written by introductory biology students. While there are many forms of “creative” writing to be enjoyed in this process – from Pollack-esque punctuation to death-defying grammatical gymnastics – my favorite of all are the malapropisms. This site is dedicated to honoring these delightful moments of guinness. I mean, genius.



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Fellow grad students: you know how hard it can be to collect data. Complete your good deed for the day by taking a few minutes to complete my friend’s survey!

(Source:, via collegehumor)

Maybe if I named my academic papers “YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND! IT WILL SHOCK YOU!”, people would actually read them.


(Source: 9GAG)